Who will be traveling
this Christmas season? Who will be out burning up the roads?
The Lone Ranger in a
Silverado
Sergeant Preston in a Yukon
The Whistler in a Hummer
and Captain Kirk in his
Explorer going where no man has gone before.
The Silver Surfer in a
Malibu
The Human Torch in a Blazer
The Lightning in a Storm
and Cinderella in a Fantasy that will get her home by midnight.
Neo in a Matrix
Beetle Bailey in a Bug
Davy Crockett in a Frontier
and Daniel Boone in a Trail Blazer pursued by Indians in Cherokees
Gravel Gertie on a dirt
bike
Beedie Eyes in a Focus
Sam Catchem in a Tracker
and Dracula in an old car that sucks
Luke Skywalker in a light
LeSabre
Yoda in a mini-Cooper
Sand People in Dune Buggies
and Darth Vader in a dark Imperial chauffeuring his Master around.
So, drive carefully!
You could run into Goliath in his monster truck.