Who will be traveling this Christmas season?  Who will be out burning up the roads?


The Lone Ranger in a Silverado

Sergeant Preston in a Yukon

The Whistler in a Hummer and Captain Kirk in his

 Explorer going where no man has gone before.


The Silver Surfer in a Malibu

The Human Torch in a Blazer

The Lightning in a Storm

and Cinderella in a Fantasy that will get her home by midnight.


Neo in a Matrix

Beetle Bailey in a Bug

Davy Crockett in a Frontier

and Daniel Boone in a Trail Blazer pursued by Indians in Cherokees


Gravel Gertie on a dirt bike

Beedie Eyes in a Focus

Sam Catchem in a Tracker

and Dracula in an old car that sucks


Luke Skywalker in a light LeSabre

Yoda in a mini-Cooper

Sand People in Dune Buggies

and Darth Vader in a dark Imperial chauffeuring his Master around.


So, drive carefully!  You could run into Goliath in his monster truck.

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